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I'm Simmi. Talk to me! :) I track the tag gdreams.

mynameisnipple:

can i log out of life

402,148 notes

communistbakery:

I was trying to make a pun about escaping quicksand but I’m stuck

49,939 notes

ravclaw:

homework to do: hella

homework i’ve done: negative hella

619,210 notes

bottomjared:

im dead

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

417,549 notes

hi boys who follow me how do i get boys to love me

172,953 notes

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

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escapeawkward:

i wonder if there is anyone nervous to talk to me.

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i-dontknow-ok:

stunningpicture:

You can plug in anywhere on the square

God is that you

jamieprivateschoolgirl:

jamieprivateschoolgirl:

jamieprivateschoolgirl:

jamieprivateschoolgirl:

i better fucking have a valentine this year
(*hint hint hint*)

*nudges you in the shoulder* hint hint

*punches you in the face* HINT HINT

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sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

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octupac:

yeah but how many notes did ur post get in dog notes

7 x 0 = 0 :(

82,462 notes

ammits420friendlychillspot:

i wanna marry somebody cuter than me but sadly…i am the cutest :/

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